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Guantanimo Bay And This May Be A Coincidence, But…

Last week The White House announced that it would start taking letters to the President sent via Facebook. On a lark I shot something off. Thanking the President for being an adult in a nation full of bickering children, but centered my letter on one bothersome subject  that frustrates me: Guantanimo Bay. The fact that there are still prisoners accused of no crime living there after 13 years. In part, I wrote:


I did not expect a response, but only 5 days later I received this letter from The White House:


Maybe it was a boiler plate form letter but it still felt personal considering the note I had sent. 

But then only hours later I saw this news item:


Maybe it is an extreme coincidence. But I haven’t heard much about Guantanimo Bay in years, and with a furious election being fought, it does seem like unusual timing for the President to reopen this issue. 

Am I saying I single-handedly put this issue back on the map? Possibly. Do I think Barack and I are joining forces for justice on this issue? It’s likely. I will be monitoring speeches for mention of my name. Or perhaps Barack will just call it the “Obama-Schapiro Initiative.”

More as this story develops. 

Never

Never let anything slow you down. 
Except a parachute. 

A Conversation With A Liberal Who Wants to Vote For Jill Stein instead of  Hillary Clinton

Me – I’m gonna do a lot of drugs. Drugs feel good. 

You – You can’t do a lot of drugs. You’re pregnant.

Me – Well I can’t bear the thought of having an abortion. And I hate the idea of having a baby. So I’m gonna do a lot of drugs. 

You – But that means you’re killing the baby. 

Me – Drugs feel good. I’m not doing it to kill the baby so it’s all cool.  Jeez what aren’t you getting?

SUPPORTING DONALD TRUMP IS LIKE LESBIAN PORN

Jewel Thieves

As many of you know I have spent years on the trail of the two jewel thieves known simply as “The Jaguars” (mostly because “The Jackal” was taken by every jewel thief ever. 

A recent tip brought them super close to capture, as seen in this recently obtained video:


Having come so close to capture Intel reports that they are off to Europe to continue their thieving across the continent. I am hot on their tail and will not rest until they are captured. 

I am watching their progress right now at LAX and will keep you updated with the investigation. 

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