Me – I’m gonna do a lot of drugs. Drugs feel good. 

You – You can’t do a lot of drugs. You’re pregnant.

Me – Well I can’t bear the thought of having an abortion. And I hate the idea of having a baby. So I’m gonna do a lot of drugs. 

You – But that means you’re killing the baby. 

Me – Drugs feel good. I’m not doing it to kill the baby so it’s all cool.  Jeez what aren’t you getting?